If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he climbs down any chimneys tonight. Good luck. And since we're a family that isn't lucky enough to have a chimney, how would Santa get into our house? Does he bring a locksmith with him? And it probably would have to be a Jewish locksmith, because a Christian locksmith is going to want to be home with his family. And how many Jewish locksmiths are there? None. . Lewis Black
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This is a classic example of "Scrooge" behavior. Scrooge, in this case, is Mr. Macy, who was probably thinking about all the money he's saving by not paying for Christmas decorations. But what about the cost to the poor kids who are spending the night out in the cold? How does Mr. Macy explain that away?

Source: Im Dreaming Of A Black Christmas

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